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Pizza Demotivational Poster


Pizza Dog -

TAGS: pizza dog
Rating: 4.29/5

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xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 9:49 am
I am so making this!!!!
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 12:14 pm
Things like that profound combination is what I live for in the food dept. All week, oatmeal, veggies, juices…..then the weekend….effing WOOF! 5L
JesusWept - June 22, 2013, 4:38 am
Life is short....if you eat too many of those! 4 L's :)
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 8:52 pm
And the arteries are clogged.

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.

FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness

determination -

TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.

HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.

true love -

TAGS: pizza
Rating: 4.4/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:48 pm
I just love "F*ck me now red lipstick". But cannibalism does not excite me.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:14 am
Booya!!!!! I WISH!!!! 5 ROTFL lions, RL!

THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America

TAGS: ultimate pizza
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring tape?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:52 pm

I love Dr. Pepper.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. I never saw the gun.. I was too busy studying the ingredients and weighing what the consequences would be in making it.
Claire - July 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
Dr. Pepper and a handgun get 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 3:32 pm
HOLY SHAT! That is just disturbing!


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L

TO GOOD TO BE TRUE - Guys, this qualifies as a blessed trifecta

TAGS: sexy beer pizza heaven
Rating: 4.15/5

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AdmiralAckbar - July 13, 2011, 2:14 am
Its a trap!
Ascetic - July 12, 2011, 9:01 pm
Mamma mia!
blackoakboy - April 27, 2011, 12:09 pm
dude, your gonna complain about fake boobs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:37 pm
5150monkeylove - April 25, 2011, 10:25 pm
limp pizza, fake boobs and watery beer.....pass 2 L


TAGS: pizza how did you fail
Rating: 3.9/5

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spypengen - September 19, 2012, 11:29 pm
that person is the ma5ter of fail

PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -

TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


TAGS: pizza burger fat calories
Rating: 3.78/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:56 pm
Geeeeezus! That looks Delicious! 5 slices, extra cheeeeeeeese and add some bacon
Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:37 am
Call the army, we just found a substitute for their food supply......
Widow9669 - July 21, 2010, 11:50 pm
i had a heart attack just looking at it.

BETTER PIZZA - Better Ingredients Papa Doc's


TAGS: pizza sucks donkey balls cubby
Rating: 5/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
i really worked at dominos and got fired because i came to work high as a kite one day and started yelling at the customers... if it wasn't for the Pie thing this might have been mine i only no pi up to the 10th digit
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
I knew it!
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:36 pm
Ok......... I did it!!!
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 9:11 pm
I tried to apologize to the narwhal but I got frustrated when I could remember the 47th word of my apology. and it wasn't lava cake mix! It was my special recipe! ;)

PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

TAGS: pizza breakfast wrong right
Rating: 4.29/5

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beastmaster - August 1, 2012, 7:41 pm
I agree! ;)
CloudchaserS - July 30, 2012, 8:19 am
Damn straight! If I'm hungry and it's food, I eat it!

EL NIñO. - When you can't decide between Taco Bell or Pizza Hut.

TAGS: el nino pizza taco fatass
Rating: 3.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:24 pm
Better stop at Costco and buy a 50 pack of toilet paper and Pepto Bizmol, because that ain't gonna exit peacefully if you catch my drift..... Maybe that wasn't the best terminology I should've used.
SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
Well that's fine for me, but what's everyone else going to eat?
NumberXIII - January 23, 2012, 10:02 pm
Where can I find this behemoth?
NumberXIII - January 23, 2012, 10:02 pm
This would be my preferred method of suicide
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 4:10 pm

el nino would be the warm blast of air after you eat this
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:35 am
That is Epic! I am starving!
rerun - April 30, 2010, 9:45 pm

must have

PIZZA - Don't save the world without it

TAGS: code geass pizza c c
Rating: 3.17/5

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TAGS: ninja turtle pizza party
Rating: 2.62/5

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CANADA - October 19, 2009, 1:12 pm
haha, that guy should have lifted the man hole open
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:25 pm
Ha! Imagine all the kids that crawled into that sewer...That makes me laugh.

PIZZA MAN - He can smell your fear

TAGS: pizza man
Rating: 1.75/5

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djinnyf - April 28, 2011, 9:11 pm
I love how he uses the stuff in his mouth to complete the picture! xx

Fantastic -


TAGS: omm nomm nomm pizza cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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CaptainBaked - March 27, 2011, 4:54 am
Not to mention the 7 legged 3 headed offspring of the future...
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 6:46 pm
Mutant Powers are an extra.plus
steph1 - March 26, 2011, 6:19 pm
and the bonus is: it's glowing in the dark it stays hot for years...it may however interfere with your cellphone frequency

PIZZA - Its like sex you can never get enough

TAGS: pizza
Rating: 4.29/5

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PUNCTUALITY - Pizza Hut really started to deliver on time ever since they started strapping time bombs onto the pizza.



PIZZA THE HUT - Or, as others may know him, Michael Moore Sr.

PIZZA PAGODA - Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes, or we kill ourselves in shame and dishonor!!

MEMORIES - Some are more disturbing than others

TAGS: square pizza
Rating: 2.8/5

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Tivo - April 9, 2011, 12:45 am
Seems that way, same trays too.
imtheonlysame1here - April 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Does every school in America have the same frickin lunches???
HammerofHeeb - November 3, 2010, 9:23 am
I miss that pizza. I wish I was allowed near a school :(
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:22 pm
Never had a school lunch?
BrokenEye - November 2, 2010, 2:10 pm
I don't get it


TAGS: pizza
Rating: 2.42/5

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Fatty - April 2, 2009, 3:37 pm
I wonder if that pepperoni is kosher?
Bob Chin - April 2, 2009, 3:33 pm
Was that done in a Gas or wood fired oven??? Just they way I like it ...crispy on the edges


TAGS: pizza grasshopper
Rating: 4.62/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:28 am
I prefer my saying:Save it for later tater, stick it in the fridgerator
falloutghoul - July 1, 2012, 7:10 pm
Because not everyone can handle a large, and also; Waste Not, Want Not.


BECAUSE - Man does not live by bacon alone!

HEART ATTACK PIZZA - The last pizza you'll ever have... ...Your mouth is watering

TAGS: pizza assignment
Rating: 3.75/5

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EssenceOfJester - May 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Mmmmmm. Cholesterol.
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 29, 2010, 12:55 pm
You call that a pizza? I call it an evening snack.
Cubbybear - January 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
In case you're wondering... That's a Big Mac, a Whopper and a Wendy's double w/ boneless hot wings on that pizza
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
Buffalo, peperoni and artichoke...ummmmm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:49 pm
Every pizza place in my town sells a cheeseburger pizza....we Canadians are so ahead of our time.........and ahead on the cholesterol scale.
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 4:46 pm
cheesburger pizza? Genius! 5L

PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips

TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


TAGS: pizza i like
Rating: 4.47/5

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Anything - May 26, 2010, 12:14 am
The parts with all olives sure look unappetizing.

PIZZA'S WILL BE HERE IN 20 - just a part of happily ever after

TAGS: pizza
Rating: 3.81/5

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EFFICIENCY - In these days of stress and have-to's, there is no time for both dinner AND dessert.

TAGS: pizza assignment sweet
Rating: 3.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 2:14 pm
I'm a big fan of dessert pizza, But that looks like Undigested strawberries and banana in dog shit, served on a tortilla.....but 5L.



TAGS: ive got friends down here no we don t want mini pizzas and put some damn pants on pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:53 am
I can just imagine.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 3:10 am
Took a second, but when the funny hit, it hit hard. =)
Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
the more i think about it, the more i laugh


TAGS: pizza hutt leno quote cubby
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:47 pm
Sound logic. Pizza the Hut!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Who knew he made pizza?

TAGS: pizza assignment
Rating: 4.09/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:47 pm
If you really loved me you'd send me a ring and a ticket on Hawaiian airlines.
Cubbybear - January 2, 2010, 4:46 pm
Call it love MOOO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Why do you keep picking on me Cubby...what did I ever do to you?......besides that pearl harbour thing.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:35 pm
Great find Cubbybear...

STOOD UP PIZZA GIRL - Dummy! Anyone with half a brain, knows never turn down free pizza

BEFORE YOU ASK: - 1) We're together because her BJs are basically phenomenal. 2) Yes, of course I've tried. I think they're coming around. 3) Dominoes

TAGS: pizza assignment please dont say that you dont get it
Rating: 3.91/5

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BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 12:42 pm
They must use a wood stove
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:24 am
Just in case: 1) Is that your girlfriend? 2) Have you tried a foursome with her friends? 3) What the hell is she talking about?

ARGUING WITH CHUCK-E - Because CARDBOARD and KETCHUP does not make a good PIZZA!

A PIECE - Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

TAGS: kobyashi takeru in case you were wondering pizza
Rating: 3.87/5

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phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 4:08 am
I don't remember this "sex" you speak of...but you are OH so right...
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 3:52 am
Pizza Hut aside, truer words were never spoken. 5L!

THREE PIECE PIZZA - 21st Century Technology has brought us to this?

TAGS: pizza assignment
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - March 27, 2010, 9:01 pm

drugs have brought us to this.


TAGS: pizza
Rating: 3.38/5

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MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
I wish I had pizza, but no.
[email protected] - February 13, 2010, 7:42 am
HOW did U get my PICTURE?
Mr. Shiny - February 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
This poster made me lol, 5L.
Cubbybear - February 12, 2010, 6:18 pm
Did you have pizza? pizza would have madeit better
MrBlack - February 12, 2010, 6:14 pm
My brother got sick and I gotta major headache seein that in 3D.

CHEESES PIZZA CRUST - Even Satan loves a tasty pizza


TAGS: spaceballs cat pizza dead
Rating: 3.18/5

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TheGoat - March 26, 2011, 11:30 pm
That's not the kind of pussy I like to eat!

FALSE ADVERTISING - Box says $1 price is $1.29 Way to go America

TAGS: pizza assignment
Rating: 2.56/5

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evora23 - December 18, 2011, 9:28 am
Why do Americans need special Pizza Cheese for pizza's, why don't you just by cheese ?

FAT JAPANESE PEOPLE - How there are so few of them, I'll never know.

IZ HAS THE POWER - now if only i knew how to use it

TAGS: pizza
Rating: 1.57/5

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ducky - April 24, 2010, 2:25 pm
not funny enough

Two men and a sex slave -

TAGS: pizza pizza
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 14, 2014, 11:07 am

"I'll wait for it to cool off.." -

TAGS: pizza
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 14, 2014, 11:03 pm
I’m pretty sure I ate the roof of my mouth a few times. I now get cravings for day old mouth pizza from the fridge.

Pizza Cake -

TAGS: pizza cake good wonderful quote
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 14, 2014, 8:23 pm
Steger, IL ?

Hi honey -

I'm not sure, but... -

Beer -

TAGS: inventions beer wheel pizza best
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:02 pm
Cheer up Jesus...it's the holidays, the perfect time to do a little catchin' up...thanks for the soggy L's.
JesusWept - December 6, 2013, 6:25 pm
So many beers....so little time *sob* 5!
CloudchaserS - December 6, 2013, 12:38 pm
Even if it's vegan, too much peetsa can do that and so I agree!
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 10:57 am
I agree! Too much pizza can kill a man...teehee.
CloudchaserS - December 6, 2013, 10:45 am
Heck yeah! As long as it's enjoyed responsibly, of course.


TAGS: elderly couple pizza pie taste like their sofa
Rating: 4.87/5

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ughomer - February 24, 2013, 6:00 pm
Perfect sentiment!

And Beer -

TAGS: pizza lover shadow
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greeny - June 30, 2013, 5:02 am
I thought it kinda-sorta worked, like anchovies
motifayk - June 30, 2013, 12:21 am
5L But did you really mean conscience or conscious?

Devil's Pizza -

TAGS: pizza sliced pentagram devil
Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 7:31 pm
TheOne - July 10, 2013, 1:36 am
I call the middle. 4L

DON'T judge -

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


TAGS: scooter moped pizza girlfriend italy
Rating: 4.36/5

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culos - August 2, 2010, 4:17 am
I go there at least once a month, and believe me, they're no threat. They're only interested in their own looks, fashion, sunglasses, cell-phones, scooters....and they're all gay(ish) anyhow.


TAGS: radioactive oven cold pizza never again
Rating: 4.26/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:11 am
HEY LOOK THE NUKE SIGN! japan needs to learn this sign for raditaion...
Cloudchaser - March 26, 2011, 9:52 am
Who keeps leftover peetsa around long enough that it needs to be refrigerated? Not I, said the furry

SWEET JESUS - They Left out some of the Pizza!

TAGS: epic mealtime fast food pizza
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - June 12, 2011, 7:46 am

only in america



TAGS: motifake pizzafake never ends
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 11:38 am
I don't get it, but I like it! 5 chicago-style lions!

NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.

MOVIE THEATRES - We have a strict no outside food policy ...except for you fat-ass... yeah...you can bring in a whole pizza

TAGS: 3 d movie theatre pizza fat guy
Rating: 2.67/5

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boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:24 am
i want to know which theater that is. they get what looks like somewhat comfortable 3d glasses. unlike the $.50 crap these theaters have

PIZZA - With awesomesauce.


TAGS: pizza tasty ham salami cheese
Rating: 1.56/5

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Shottyz - June 17, 2011, 7:38 pm
Meh poster, but now I'm hungry
AndreLei - May 11, 2011, 3:52 pm
Thanks. ;-) It was tasty indeed.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:14 am
I like a simple poster now and again... especially when I'm hungry... and being a ham/double cheese guy. Kohnel, you use semi-attractive girls and reuse old tag lines. Create something this fresh and make us all smile. Tasty indeed.
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 4:15 am
Check yourself, noob.
Kohnel - January 28, 2011, 3:30 am
how did this get through?

EMOS - the square beyond compare

Pizzaaaaaaa -

TAGS: pizza oven
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 14, 2016, 3:11 pm

It's like a pizza mushroom cloud! Preheat oven to 375°, bake for @#$&!

That's love -

TAGS: pizza is love pizza is life extra pepperoni please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 3:11 pm
Anywhere else is foolishness! 5L!

Free Advertising -

Pie day! -

potential -

Congratulations -

Small Talk -


TAGS: scotch drinkin who wants pizza
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - August 5, 2012, 8:53 pm
Pizza? I prefer donairs when throwing up Scotch the next day. ;)

The miracles of life -

Who Is Hungry -

TAGS: oven popcorn deep dish pizza
Rating: 4.2/5

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GaryO - November 9, 2015, 3:11 am
I was thinking more like pizza

Step Two -

WELL.... - It's still pizza!

when the wife orders pizza, she finally shows up! -

Sausage AND No Sausage -

TAGS: political correctness pandering lifestyle pizza bathroom
Rating: 0/5

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premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 4:11 am
Somehow I had a double-submission. One was rejected. This one, I don't know. I replied to the email OKing it and I'll have to wait for an answer. Sorry about all this
premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 3:59 am
HA HA I've got to check this out, fellas.
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 9:41 pm

For realz. Maybe he'll pop in and 'splain.
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! IgV, too funny! 5l on the remark 92's stuff is usually excellent---I'm bummed! @#$%ing computers!
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 3:09 pm

He may mean, "In the dark all cats are gray."
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:02 am
Pizza and bathroom? sausage/no sausage? I'm intrigued---where's the pic? I've been robbed!!!
Greeny - January 15, 2016, 6:51 am
Hmm.. unable to view the poster