Pizza Demotivational Poster
WORLD RECORD PIZZA -
Pizza Dog -
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness
HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.
true love -
THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America
HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -
TO GOOD TO BE TRUE - Guys, this qualifies as a blessed trifecta
PIZZA BURGER -
BETTER PIZZA - Better Ingredients Papa Doc's
PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
EL NIñO. - When you can't decide between Taco Bell or Pizza Hut.
PIZZA - Don't save the world without it
NINJA TURTLE PIZZA PARTY - Gotta be there!!
PIZZA MAN - He can smell your fear
PIZZA - Its like sex you can never get enough
PUNCTUALITY - Pizza Hut really started to deliver on time ever since they started strapping time bombs onto the pizza.
HE'S ORDERING IT WITH ANCHOVIES!!! -
I'M SORRY LORD -
PIZZA THE HUT - Or, as others may know him, Michael Moore Sr.
PIZZA PAGODA - Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes, or we kill ourselves in shame and dishonor!!
MEMORIES - Some are more disturbing than others
ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES -
PRODUCT DELIVERY -
BECAUSE - Man does not live by bacon alone!
HEART ATTACK PIZZA - The last pizza you'll ever have... ...Your mouth is watering
PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips
YODA PIZZA -
PIZZA'S WILL BE HERE IN 20 - just a part of happily ever after
EFFICIENCY - In these days of stress and have-to's, there is no time for both dinner AND dessert.
THE TALE OF PETER RABBIT -
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Who knew he made pizza?
STOOD UP PIZZA GIRL - Dummy! Anyone with half a brain, knows never turn down free pizza
BEFORE YOU ASK: - 1) We're together because her BJs are basically phenomenal. 2) Yes, of course I've tried. I think they're coming around. 3) Dominoes
ARGUING WITH CHUCK-E - Because CARDBOARD and KETCHUP does not make a good PIZZA!
A PIECE - Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
THREE PIECE PIZZA - 21st Century Technology has brought us to this?
THE AVATAR EXPERIENCE - Ommm Nommm Nommm PIZZA!
CHEESES PIZZA CRUST - Even Satan loves a tasty pizza
PEPPERONI PERSIAN -
FALSE ADVERTISING - Box says $1 price is $1.29 Way to go America
FAT JAPANESE PEOPLE - How there are so few of them, I'll never know.
IZ HAS THE POWER - now if only i knew how to use it
Two men and a sex slave -
"I'll wait for it to cool off.." -
Pizza Cake -
Hi honey -
I'm not sure, but... -
FIXED INCOME -
And Beer -
Devil's Pizza -
DON'T judge -
MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
ONLY IN AMERICA -
HOT PIZZA -
SWEET JESUS - They Left out some of the Pizza!
MOTIVATIONAL - EVEN MY LOCAL PIZZA PLACE -
NEVER ENDS -
NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.
MOVIE THEATRES - We have a strict no outside food policy ...except for you fat-ass... yeah...you can bring in a whole pizza
PIZZA - With awesomesauce.
HAM, SALAMI, DOUBLE CHEESE - Tasty
EMOS - the square beyond compare
That's love -
Free Advertising -
Pie day! -
Small Talk -
DEMOTIVASHHUNAL POSTER -
The miracles of life -
Who Is Hungry -
Step Two -
WELL.... - It's still pizza!
when the wife orders pizza, she finally shows up! -
Sausage AND No Sausage -